Oh, how familiar:
Communications Graduate: "I want to be a journalist for the New York Times, interviewing the president, living in a Greenwich Village apartment and eating out at cool restaurants."
Wizened Old Journalist: "How about a job writing about pork belly futures for a trade magazine in Kansas?"
And the punch line is not to be missed. Just click on the square below. (Hat-tip to "BrooklynLee" and xtranormal):